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Overheard in New York
The Voice of the City
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Driver: Attention all passengers on the left side of the bus, I believe that the reading lights on your side are broken. I apologize.Lady on the left side: Oh god, now what do we do?Driver (muttering): Son of a bitch...take a nap!--Bus, Port AuthorityOverheard by: Sitting on the right side laughing
Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-12-18 - What They Really Say Is "Rhubarb, Rhubrarb, Mrs. Benson"
Guy at bar doing crossword: "The sound of a crowd." Three letters, ending with "n."Hot bartender: Ummmmm.Guy: "Din"? Is it "din"?Hot bartender: What? Like people get together and just start saying "din din din"? I don't think so!--The ContinentalOverheard by: choking on scotch
Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-12-18 - To Within a Couple Of Crocodiles
Professor, describing a picture of the Calendario Azteca: It's not actually a calendar, but a depiction of Aztec cosmology and creation.Student: Is it accurate?--Columbia University
Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-12-18 - NewsFlash: Catty Actor Shortage! NASDAQ Tumbles!
Male actor: They didn't hire him for his voice. They hired him to do the part was because he was the last actor in New York City who was willing to put on a cat costume and tour the country for two years.Female actor: Uh-huh.--Le Petite Un Deux Trois RestaurantOverheard by: Truetuft
Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-12-18 - Not As Alive As His Twin, Cher.
Little boy: Daddy, is Michael Jackson still alive?Father: Um...sort of.--42nd St & BroadwayOverheard by: Sabs
Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-12-18 - Duck I'd Like To Fry?
Hot gay ginger: Ooh! Look at how yummy these grapes look!Cute half-Asian: Not as yummy as that dilf outside...--Dean & DelucaOverheard by: reid r.Headline by: Myrtle WilloughbyRunners-Up:· "And So Grape Nuts Were Born" - DRS· "How to Toss a Half-Asian Salad" - jeffreydanna@gmail.com· "It's Official: Gay Men Are the New Teenage Girls." - Steve· "Some People Just Prefer Bananas" - Hot gay ginger· "That's Why They Call It the Fruit Section." - Jesse Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! ·